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Witching and Scheming sadly wasn't ready, but there are so many good books in here to check out, and Without Intention is available for those who haven't read it yet!


Personally...

Oh man, pals. I don't even know where to start.

Remember how I was going to Washington to do the Sasquatch Double? The 5K and the Half Marathon? Yeah, I couldn't walk after the 5K, I didn't make it to the start line of the half. The MRI revealed I have torn tendons and a bunch of scar tissue in both ankles and I'm not really supposed to be walking... Now I have Physical Therapy, go to the chiropractor and have been told by an orthopedic surgeon that it's not if I need reconstructive foot surgery, but when I'm ready for it.

Which may be never, because 12 months of not being able to walk (6 months for each foot) is more than I can wrap my head around. Severe pain aside, I am constantly in pain and everything hurts. I really just lay on the couch, elevating, icing and reading smut when my brain can manage to form a thought.

Also I do regular daytime work and still do one day a month at the winery which is even more painful now that standing is harder.

But Mt. Rainier was beautiful.


Padfoots Periodicals / Pals

HuMom put me on a cover!!!! Check me out on the cover of Book 2 in The Ampersand Trilogy, Without Direction! Check out my fluffy butt and mom running on her fluffed up ankles in Mt. Rainier.

Lub, Da Padfoot (& CEO Perry)

Perry Dog Publishing- Books for Animal Lovers

Writing stories 📚 Self-publishing books inspired by my dogs, mental illness, and generally immature sense of humor. Perry Dog Publishing is a one woman, two dog operation currently based in Southern Idaho. I have an MS in Psychology and a BS in Biology with a minor in Philosophy and Chemistry- all of which is useful for writing Mysteries and Romance... kind of.

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