Writing stories đź“š Self-publishing books inspired by my dogs, mental illness, and generally immature sense of humor. Perry Dog Publishing is a one woman, two dog operation currently based in Southern Idaho. I have an MS in Psychology and a BS in Biology with a minor in Philosophy and Chemistry- all of which is useful for writing Mysteries and Romance... kind of.
Pre-Orders Are Live!
Howdy, Reader!Two weeks in a row! This is weird, I don't know how I feel about sending two newsletters like this. But I have news to share so... might as well? I don't see any new sign-ups so let's just skip the intros and do it! Breaking News: I have Pre-Order Powers Again!Just last week, I was sitting there with my book covers and categories all ready to go and thinking, "I wish Amazon would give me my pre-order powers back" so I chatted them and THEY DID! One whole month early. Then I was looking through BookFunnel (the place that delivers my eBooks and hosts most book giveaways), and I can set up pre-orders on my site that they fulfill on release date! How cool is that?? So... I present: The Two Corks in a Curse Cover!!! It's so amazing. I'm in love. I can't fathom how artists take my thoughts and ideas and turn them into... art? Like... this was originally a clip art presentation of my idea that I sent her and now... its a whole ass cover! If you'd like to be one of the first readers, Fill Out this Google Form for Noelle Rider ARCs and I'll get them out ASAP. It'll be the un-edited version and it might get different, but for now... would love your feedback and feelings! Jumping Judiciary Corruption will probably be ready for readers mid June if you'd like to sign up to ARC! Just fill out this Google Form for E N Crane ARCs. If you are behind, you'll NEED to read Howling to Restore Honor before Jumping. You can get it on my site or the 'Zon. Now, the exciting part! I have pre-orders! These will both be out on June 26th, but if you pre-order through my site, you get your eBook on the 24th, plus I will mail you the new bookmark, an art card and stickers! Just for being PAWsome. Also I have international stamps. You should also still be able to do the buy two get one free if you want both pre-orders and one more book.
And... check out these bookmarks! It's two-sided so you get both Grim and Winnie! And... A second 2025 Cyn Sharp?That's right, Santa's bloody Santa suit was found in an alley and little Cindy Kirby is hiring Cyn to either find the injured man and help him or find a new man to don the suit like in that "Santa Claus Movie". But not a lady because "Noelle looked funny". What do you expect, she's a Kirby? Cyn, Winnie and Ruger are either gonna save Christmas or completely demolish it. The initial cover needs quite a few adjustments, but here's a peek at the title. Still have bad copies of Witching and Barking!There are also now 5 more "Deformed" copies of witching up on the Website including a fun "Goth" Version Amazon made! How and why, no one knows. These also ship free, and you can see them all here:
Email me for Barking, they'll be $10, shipped and they are not the correct size, but otherwise un-flawed. I have 5. Personally...Four mile Dog Mom Day hike at Ponderosa State Park and the best family photo I have courtesy of a tree stump. Send us some pet pics because everything is a dumpster fire. Love, Noelle, Perry & Padfoot |
Perry Dog Publishing- Books for Animal Lovers
Writing stories đź“š Self-publishing books inspired by my dogs, mental illness, and generally immature sense of humor. Perry Dog Publishing is a one woman, two dog operation currently based in Southern Idaho. I have an MS in Psychology and a BS in Biology with a minor in Philosophy and Chemistry- all of which is useful for writing Mysteries and Romance... kind of.
Happy Post-Holidays, Reader! Happy New Year, Fur-iends! Hopefully your December rocked, or at the very least rolled along smoothly. Maybe even rocked and rolled? No, that was weird, let's pretend I didn’t do that. To all the newbies here (which is… some? IDK, the email hosting technology bamboozles me. The subscriber number emails are like “new subscribers”, “just kidding”, “no really!”) WELCOME! I’m Noelle, aka the writers E. N. Crane and Noelle Rider, and the only human employee of Perry...
Happy Pawlidays, Reader! It's my birthday tomorrow and I'm so excited that I finished Kicking Holly Jolly Killers that I'm being a chaos gremlin of entertainment! If you're new here, welcome! I'm Noelle, AKA E. N. Crane and Noelle Rider, and I write books for animal lovers with a wicked sense of humor. My main characters are plus-sized, coffee addicted, and "woke", mostly because it's hard to sleep with all the coffee and whatnot. I'm a plus-sized, neuro-divergent dog mom, city government...
It's Not the 5th of November, Reader! That rhyme lives rent free in my head since I saw V for Vendetta. "Remember, Remember, the fifth of November with gun powder treason and...." I don't remember anything after that. But my mother in laws birthday is November 4th and because I remember, remembered, I always forget and thinks it's the 5th. And now it's the 7th, so failure to all and to all a good morning. If you're new here, welcome! I'm Noelle, AKA E. N. Crane and Noelle Rider, and I write...