Writing stories 📚 Self-publishing books inspired by my dogs, mental illness, and generally immature sense of humor. Perry Dog Publishing is a one woman, two dog operation currently based in Southern Idaho. I have an MS in Psychology and a BS in Biology with a minor in Philosophy and Chemistry- all of which is useful for writing Mysteries and Romance... kind of.
Pre-Orders Are Live!
Howdy, Reader!Two weeks in a row! This is weird, I don't know how I feel about sending two newsletters like this. But I have news to share so... might as well? I don't see any new sign-ups so let's just skip the intros and do it! Breaking News: I have Pre-Order Powers Again!Just last week, I was sitting there with my book covers and categories all ready to go and thinking, "I wish Amazon would give me my pre-order powers back" so I chatted them and THEY DID! One whole month early. Then I was looking through BookFunnel (the place that delivers my eBooks and hosts most book giveaways), and I can set up pre-orders on my site that they fulfill on release date! How cool is that?? So... I present: The Two Corks in a Curse Cover!!! It's so amazing. I'm in love. I can't fathom how artists take my thoughts and ideas and turn them into... art? Like... this was originally a clip art presentation of my idea that I sent her and now... its a whole ass cover! If you'd like to be one of the first readers, Fill Out this Google Form for Noelle Rider ARCs and I'll get them out ASAP. It'll be the un-edited version and it might get different, but for now... would love your feedback and feelings! Jumping Judiciary Corruption will probably be ready for readers mid June if you'd like to sign up to ARC! Just fill out this Google Form for E N Crane ARCs. If you are behind, you'll NEED to read Howling to Restore Honor before Jumping. You can get it on my site or the 'Zon. Now, the exciting part! I have pre-orders! These will both be out on June 26th, but if you pre-order through my site, you get your eBook on the 24th, plus I will mail you the new bookmark, an art card and stickers! Just for being PAWsome. Also I have international stamps. You should also still be able to do the buy two get one free if you want both pre-orders and one more book.
And... check out these bookmarks! It's two-sided so you get both Grim and Winnie! And... A second 2025 Cyn Sharp?That's right, Santa's bloody Santa suit was found in an alley and little Cindy Kirby is hiring Cyn to either find the injured man and help him or find a new man to don the suit like in that "Santa Claus Movie". But not a lady because "Noelle looked funny". What do you expect, she's a Kirby? Cyn, Winnie and Ruger are either gonna save Christmas or completely demolish it. The initial cover needs quite a few adjustments, but here's a peek at the title. Still have bad copies of Witching and Barking!There are also now 5 more "Deformed" copies of witching up on the Website including a fun "Goth" Version Amazon made! How and why, no one knows. These also ship free, and you can see them all here:
Email me for Barking, they'll be $10, shipped and they are not the correct size, but otherwise un-flawed. I have 5. Personally...Four mile Dog Mom Day hike at Ponderosa State Park and the best family photo I have courtesy of a tree stump. Send us some pet pics because everything is a dumpster fire. Love, Noelle, Perry & Padfoot |
Perry Dog Publishing- Books for Animal Lovers
Writing stories 📚 Self-publishing books inspired by my dogs, mental illness, and generally immature sense of humor. Perry Dog Publishing is a one woman, two dog operation currently based in Southern Idaho. I have an MS in Psychology and a BS in Biology with a minor in Philosophy and Chemistry- all of which is useful for writing Mysteries and Romance... kind of.
It's Release Day! I'm nervous, excited and a little nauseous. But that might be because I'm spending the day being both of my personalities at Barnes and Noble hopefully signing books. There was an Instagram post and everything. Can't wait to hear what everyone thinks! Anxiety is high... If you haven't grabbed a copy yet, ebooks are available on my site and Amazon for $2.99 (going up in a couple days), paperbacks on Amazon and my website after the Barnes and Noble signing. Shop Sharp...
Happy July, Reader! I'm not a fan of summer, heat, the sun, global warming, temperatures over seventy, and fire season. So if you feel the same, sorry for the Happy. Maybe just... July, huh? Can you believe they keep happening? Can you believe any of this happening? If you're new here, welcome! I'm Noelle, AKA E. N. Crane and Noelle Rider, and I write books for animal lovers with a wicked sense of humor. My main characters are plus-sized, coffee addicted, and frankly just tired of your shit....
Do you get earworms, Reader? Not like actual worms, but a word or a phrase triggers a song and then suddenly it's in your head forever and ever... or until Taylor Swift releases a new album? May first is May Day, which is about protesting and speaking out against injustices, but there is also a song called Mayday by my favorite band, Three Days Grace, that's been on repeat up in here since. Also, also, "It's Gonna be May" from the N'Sync meme / mis-lyric. All of this to say, HI! Sorry if you...