It's Release Day!I'm nervous, excited and a little nauseous. But that might be because I'm spending the day being both of my personalities at Barnes and Noble hopefully signing books. There was an Instagram post and everything. Can't wait to hear what everyone thinks! Anxiety is high... If you haven't grabbed a copy yet, ebooks are available on my site and Amazon for $2.99 (going up in a couple days), paperbacks on Amazon and my website after the Barnes and Noble signing.
Send us some pet pics because everything is a dumpster fire and we haven't any in a while. As pre-payment, here's Perry and Padfoot with some public art and my friend Kuzco! Love, Noelle, Perry & Padfoot |
Writing stories 📚 Self-publishing books inspired by my dogs, mental illness, and generally immature sense of humor. Perry Dog Publishing is a one woman, two dog operation currently based in Southern Idaho. I have an MS in Psychology and a BS in Biology with a minor in Philosophy and Chemistry- all of which is useful for writing Mysteries and Romance... kind of.
Happy July, Reader! I'm not a fan of summer, heat, the sun, global warming, temperatures over seventy, and fire season. So if you feel the same, sorry for the Happy. Maybe just... July, huh? Can you believe they keep happening? Can you believe any of this happening? If you're new here, welcome! I'm Noelle, AKA E. N. Crane and Noelle Rider, and I write books for animal lovers with a wicked sense of humor. My main characters are plus-sized, coffee addicted, and frankly just tired of your shit....
Howdy, Reader! Two weeks in a row! This is weird, I don't know how I feel about sending two newsletters like this. But I have news to share so... might as well? I don't see any new sign-ups so let's just skip the intros and do it! Breaking News: I have Pre-Order Powers Again! Just last week, I was sitting there with my book covers and categories all ready to go and thinking, "I wish Amazon would give me my pre-order powers back" so I chatted them and THEY DID! One whole month early. Then I...
Do you get earworms, Reader? Not like actual worms, but a word or a phrase triggers a song and then suddenly it's in your head forever and ever... or until Taylor Swift releases a new album? May first is May Day, which is about protesting and speaking out against injustices, but there is also a song called Mayday by my favorite band, Three Days Grace, that's been on repeat up in here since. Also, also, "It's Gonna be May" from the N'Sync meme / mis-lyric. All of this to say, HI! Sorry if you...