Are you feeling unlucky, Reader! Thereās three Friday the 13thās this year and I gotta sayā¦ I donāt think itās the calendar that ruining everything. It's also Women's Month! A Month to celebrate women, because there's International Women's Day, and to celebrate Perry and I attended the Women in Publishing Summit and I bid on a signed Women in Hockey History Night artwork to support Bras for Girls to keep puberty from being a barrier for girls to participate. It's pretty cool! I won the Ryan...
21 days agoĀ ā¢Ā 5 min read
Meowdy, Reader! Happy February! It's Black History Month, Valentines Month, the Winter Olympics and probably a bunch of other things, but those are what I remember. Hopefully you find a way to celebrate each one! Welcome new fur-iends! I'm Noelle, I write thriller, mystery, romance, and basically anything I want under the Perry Dog Publishing umbrella as E. N. Crane and Noelle Rider, as long as there's dogs, coffee, and sarcasm, the genre means nothing to me. I'm the only human employee of...
about 2 months agoĀ ā¢Ā 2 min read
Happy Post-Holidays, Reader! Happy New Year, Fur-iends! Hopefully your December rocked, or at the very least rolled along smoothly. Maybe even rocked and rolled? No, that was weird, let's pretend I didnāt do that. To all the newbies here (which isā¦ some? IDK, the email hosting technology bamboozles me. The subscriber number emails are like ānew subscribersā, ājust kiddingā, āno really!ā) WELCOME! Iām Noelle, aka the writers E. N. Crane and Noelle Rider, and the only human employee of Perry...
3 months agoĀ ā¢Ā 5 min read
Happy Pawlidays, Reader! It's my birthday tomorrow and I'm so excited that I finished Kicking Holly Jolly Killers that I'm being a chaos gremlin of entertainment! If you're new here, welcome! I'm Noelle, AKA E. N. Crane and Noelle Rider, and I write books for animal lovers with a wicked sense of humor. My main characters are plus-sized, coffee addicted, and "woke", mostly because it's hard to sleep with all the coffee and whatnot. I'm a plus-sized, neuro-divergent dog mom, city government...
4 months agoĀ ā¢Ā 3 min read
It's Not the 5th of November, Reader! That rhyme lives rent free in my head since I saw V for Vendetta. "Remember, Remember, the fifth of November with gun powder treason and...." I don't remember anything after that. But my mother in laws birthday is November 4th and because I remember, remembered, I always forget and thinks it's the 5th. And now it's the 7th, so failure to all and to all a good morning. If you're new here, welcome! I'm Noelle, AKA E. N. Crane and Noelle Rider, and I write...
5 months agoĀ ā¢Ā 2 min read
It's Finally Fall, Reader! I've gotten a pumpkin beverage from Dutch Bros (obviously, if you've read the Ampersand Trilogy), Biggby (soooo good), Starbucks (just cuz it's the OG), and my own house where we buy the Jose's Pumpkin Spice roast and then I bought my own jug of pumpkin sauce. It's slightly better than all the others because it comes with complimentary dog fur. š If you're new here, welcome! I'm Noelle, AKA E. N. Crane and Noelle Rider, and I write books for animal lovers with a...
6 months agoĀ ā¢Ā 3 min read
It's Release Day! I'm nervous, excited and a little nauseous. But that might be because I'm spending the day being both of my personalities at Barnes and Noble hopefully signing books. There was an Instagram post and everything. Can't wait to hear what everyone thinks! Anxiety is high... If you haven't grabbed a copy yet, ebooks are available on my site and Amazon for $2.99 (going up in a couple days), paperbacks on Amazon and my website after the Barnes and Noble signing. Shop Sharp...
8 months agoĀ ā¢Ā 1 min read
Happy July, Reader! I'm not a fan of summer, heat, the sun, global warming, temperatures over seventy, and fire season. So if you feel the same, sorry for the Happy. Maybe just... July, huh? Can you believe they keep happening? Can you believe any of this happening? If you're new here, welcome! I'm Noelle, AKA E. N. Crane and Noelle Rider, and I write books for animal lovers with a wicked sense of humor. My main characters are plus-sized, coffee addicted, and frankly just tired of your shit....
9 months agoĀ ā¢Ā 4 min read
Howdy, Reader! Two weeks in a row! This is weird, I don't know how I feel about sending two newsletters like this. But I have news to share so... might as well? I don't see any new sign-ups so let's just skip the intros and do it! Breaking News: I have Pre-Order Powers Again! Just last week, I was sitting there with my book covers and categories all ready to go and thinking, "I wish Amazon would give me my pre-order powers back" so I chatted them and THEY DID! One whole month early. Then I...
11 months agoĀ ā¢Ā 2 min read
Do you get earworms, Reader? Not like actual worms, but a word or a phrase triggers a song and then suddenly it's in your head forever and ever... or until Taylor Swift releases a new album? May first is May Day, which is about protesting and speaking out against injustices, but there is also a song called Mayday by my favorite band, Three Days Grace, that's been on repeat up in here since. Also, also, "It's Gonna be May" from the N'Sync meme / mis-lyric. All of this to say, HI! Sorry if you...
11 months agoĀ ā¢Ā 4 min read