Happy March, Reader! I'm going to try to keep this one short and sweet because... well... one, I'm supposed to be getting ready for work and two, I'm also supposed to be eating food and getting more coffee. I'm attempting this after only one cup of coffee so if you get lost or find errors, well, you know there is a legal limit to function on caffeine and I am below it. Wish me luck! First: New colors and fonts! I went to a publishing summit and one of the things they suggested was consistent...
2 days ago • 1 min read
How's it going, Reader? I don't think there's anyone new here... the program I use to send these says no one new has joined in the past 30 days which means we are going to skip the intros and the blah blahs and get right to the pupdates and gossip! The Ampersand Trilogy redesign and reformat for all eBooks and Paperbacks is complete. It took 6 hours of my Sunday, but by golly... they are all live and updated on the Amazon. eBook updates for Without Regret on my website are still pending and I...
19 days ago • 8 min read
Are you ready for a flood of books, Reader? Because December 24th is the Finnish Christmas Book Flood tradition and I am once again celebrating by doing Buy 1, Get 2 Free on all eBooks on Perry Dog Publishing and free shipping on paperbacks! Just use code JBFLD24 at checkout for 66% off 2 or more eBooks and BKSHP24 for free paperback shipping! Including three "disfigured" un-updated copies of Witching and Scheming which come with an eBook for actual reading, available as Disfigured Paperback...
3 months ago • 4 min read
Happy American Thanksgiving, Reader! Gobble, gobble, my brain is struggling to hobble. This month started off with hope, crashed and burned and now... here we are. Preparing for a day of gluttony and then a month of mass consumerism. I've recently struggled with Thanksgiving since it feels kind of like celebrating the slaughter of Native Americans with the insurgence of British imperialists. Even if that's not what it's about anymore, it is how it began. Yet another American tradition and...
3 months ago • 5 min read
Do you love the fall, Reader? Howdy readers new and old! Grab your pumpkin spice coffee, snap some pics of your pets to email me and settle in for some nonsense! I love the autumn and I tend to get extra verbose this time of year. I've been really missing seeing your pets so please send me pictures! Thank you for joining this newsletter, however you found it! You can unsubscribe any time you like! Most of you got on this list downloading the Prequel to the Sharp Investigations series OR my...
5 months ago • 5 min read
Happy Taco Tuesday, Reader! Howdy readers new and old! Thank you for joining this newsletter, however you found it! You can unsubscribe any time you like! Most of you got on this list downloading the Prequel to the Sharp Investigations series OR my newest readers from downloading Without Intention. But if you haven't received A Bite in Afghanistan yet, hit reply and let me know. I'll send you your own special link (or you can download it for free on Amazon if you live in 'merica... and yes, I...
6 months ago • 4 min read
Need some more books, Reader? Because for 48 hours you can get some paranormal mysteries, women's fiction, romance and other eBooks for free!!! Including Without Intention!!! Download some New eBooks! Witching and Scheming sadly wasn't ready, but there are so many good books in here to check out, and Without Intention is available for those who haven't read it yet! Personally... Oh man, pals. I don't even know where to start. Remember how I was going to Washington to do the Sasquatch Double?...
7 months ago • 1 min read
Can you believe it's Itching Day, Reader? Because honestly, this book almost didn't happen. I’m Noelle, menial laborer / Author of Perry Dog Publishing. My CEO, Perry, and CCO, Padfoot, are rescues and rescuers. If you are reading this, you likely downloaded own of my works, either for free or from Amazon, and decided you wanted in on the madness! If it’s too much, hit unsubscribe at the bottom and I will disappear! Poof, magic. As E N Crane, I write humorous mysteries (previously thrillers,...
8 months ago • 4 min read
Episode 3: March 30, 2024 Operation: Goose Downed Read it Online Stepping off the plane, I stared in confusion at the unfamiliar mountain range on the far side of the airport just beyond the city. “Where are we?” I asked my partner, a German Shepherd Malinois mix who was currently flopped over on my ruck. We’d made it four steps off the plane when she declared herself done for the day. Two hours of sleep on the C-130 aircraft be damned. “Specialist Sharp! Sgt. Pupperson!” We turned to see a...
12 months ago • 7 min read
How's it going, Reader? Howdy readers new and old! My name is Noelle, and I'm an author... We're going to try something a little different in this newsletter so hold onto your expectations! Thank you for joining this group, however you found it! You can unsubscribe any time you like! Most of you got on this list downloading the Prequel to the Sharp Investigations series but if you haven't received A Bite in Afghanistan yet, hit reply and let me know. I'll send you your own special link (or...
12 months ago • 4 min read